COOL FUNDAMENTALS OF LIFE
- Money is not everything,
There is also mastercard & visa.
- One should love animals,
They are tasty too.
- Save water, drink beer.
- Studying is healthy,
so leave it for sicks.
- Books are holy,
so don't touch them.
- Don't shout in the class,
as it disturbs those who are sleeping.
- Everyone should marry,
because happiness is not everything.
DIMAG:Vicharo ki factory.
SCHOOL:6 ghate ki jail.
COLLEGE:Yuvao ka bagicha.
PROFESOR:1/2 ghante ka radio.
WAQIL:Pagalo ka anubhavi.
MANDIR:Manpasand sandal ka showroom.
SAAS:Bahu ki CID.
SHADI:Berojgaar yuvao ki barbaadi.
MANGALSUTR:Shaadi ka licence.
JAIL:Bina kiraye ka makaan.
DOCTOR:Yamraaj ka dushman.
SHYAMSHAN GHAT:Zindagi ka last station.
SARDAR TO HIS SON:Maths mein fail kyu hoya?
SON:1st day teacher kendi 5+3=8.
2nd day kendi 6+2=8.
Fir kendi 4+4=8.
Ullu di pathhi khud confused hai, menu ki padayegi.
Hum kabhie pad na sake kyunki padai sirf 2 wajah se hoti hai:
- Shauk se
- darr se
Faltu shauk toh hum palte nahi & darte toh hum kisi ke baap se nahi.
Zindagi ki kimat ka andaaza maut ke baad hi hota hai.
EXAMPLE:Zinda murga=Rs.85
Chicken tandoori=Rs.230
AEROPLANE:Wright brothers
CYCLE:Macmillan
TELEPHONE:Graham Bell
TELESCOPE:Galileo
EXAMS:?!!!!??
Dhoondo re saale ko kutte ki maut marenge.
Zindagi mein ek baat yaad rakho, kabhie kisika dil mat todo kyunki dil sirf 1 hota hai,
Todna hi hai toh haddiya todo 206 hoti hai.
Lux se nahakar kya karna hai 2025 mein toh sabhi ko marna hai, kuchh saal khushi se jee
lo yaaro. Agla janm fir Johnson baby se shuru karna hai.
Agar Jackie chain ki saas ka kidnap ho jaaye toh usse kaun lautayega?!?
"VICKS VAPOURUB"kyunki vicks lautaye chain ki saas.
Santa london ki hotel mein murgi khane gaya lekin uska english naam bhul gaya.
WAITER:What do you like to have SIR?
SANTA:1 plate eggs mother.
Mom to her son in:
- 17th century:Apne religion ki ladki se shaadi karna
- 18th century:Apne caste ki ladki se shaadi karna
- 19th century:Apne level ki ladki se shaadi karna
- 20th century:Apne desh ki ladki se shaadi karna
- 21st century:Kisi se bhi karna, bas ladki se shaadi karna
SANTA TO BANTA:Agar naari shakti hai toh purush kya hai?
BANTA:Sahan shakti.
SANTA:Yaar duniya ka sabse bhayankar day kaun sa hoga?
BANTA:Jis din valentine day & raksha bandhan ek saath ayenga.
QUESTION:Agar koi moti ladki aapko dekh kar vaapas aaye toh ap usse kya kahenge?
ANSWER:Gol-maal-returns
JIN:Kya hukum mere aaqa?
AAQA:Mere account mein 500 lakh crore Rs. cash aur Katrina se shaadi 10 sec. mein karva do.
JIN:Aaqa, hukum karo bakwaas na karo!
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